I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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All the cousins. 

I have waited many moons for this post.

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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i laugh harder every time i replay it

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